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Mutant Inc. Obligatory Trucker Cap

Mutant Inc. Obligatory Trucker Cap

$40.00

BOOM! It's a hat (you know, for your head).

Great for when you can't be bothered to comb your hair, or if you are going bald, but you aren't really into the whole shaving your head thing, so you are trying (in vain) to appear to have a full head of luxurious hair.

Wear it to work. Wear it to music festivals. Lose it in your house and spend like 30 minutes looking for it before you remember you left it in your car.

Turn it upside down at night, and it becomes a basket that's great for holding your keys and wallet.


Hat features
- Adjustable strap closure from 20" to 24" for the exacting 'trucker' fit
- Long-lasting style that will make it a hot item at Goodwill if you ever donate it, which you probably will.
- Made out of the skin of an actual trucker!! Just kidding—it's made out of polyester foam and nylon mesh. 

Care instructions
- Do not set on fire.

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