Gear for Unique Humans Who Get Weird with Us.
Gear for Unique Humans Who Get Weird with Us.
from $17.63
Zoom your face off in style with high-performance 100% ring-spun cotton fabric, the only fabric for demanding creative professionals.
Shirt features:
- Knit in one piece, reducing fabric waste and enhancing garment aesthetics.
- Words, hand-selected by real humans and not AI.
- Tested in sea trials by real pirates.
- Lightweight and smooth 100% ring-spun cotton fabric for year-round comfort.
- Ethically sourced materials ensure quality and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean or taunt.
- Do not bleach or set on fire.
- Tumble dry: low heat (remember, DON'T SET ON FIRE).
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat (again, no fire)
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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